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Cerita Lawak / Lucu / Gelihati : Jangan Minum dan Memandu
Posted by admin on 2006/9/16 12:08:31 (1795 reads)

Citer ni member aku yg beritau. Sampai nak pecah perut dibuatnya. It happen
at Jalan Loke Yew. Satu malam tu kawan pompuan ni la, dia baru jer balik dari
party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum ler tapi memang dia betul-betul
mabuk. So masa on her way home she got blocked from the police officer and
asked for her driving license and so on but unfortunately at the same time
tu, there was an accident happen a cross the road. Quite major jugaklah
accident and the policeman leave her and rushed to the accident scene.

So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne, she just ran off
back to her car and head straight back home in Klang. So the next morning
polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu tanya dia, "AWAK PEGI MANA
MALAM SEMALAM?"

Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK. SAYA KAT RUMAH JER."
So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KER???"

Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK GI MANA2, TANYA LER NGAN
HOUSEMATE SAYA."

So polis tu kata, "YE KER? (sambil tergelak) MARI SINI, KELUAR JAP"

Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KETA SAPA TU??"

Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawak keta polis yg malam
tadi balik rumah, dia ingat keta dia sebab kaler sama warna putih (wira)
cuma keta dia takde sticker polis kat tepi pintu jer.

Tak pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.



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